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what's under the kilt costume

Let's face it....all kilts are not created equal and not all men can actually pull off wearing a kilt

BUT

with this costume.....OH!LA!LA!......it makes an ordinary man become one of the most popular *bag* pipe player in town.

With a quick lift of the plaid skirt, you can show off your manly 18" long, squeezingly soft, male private manhood part, which attaches separately ...

Includes:

-plaid shirt with satin sleeves, jabot and buttons up front (measures appr. 50" @ chest & length appr. 23")

-awesome plaid skit with elasticized waist (stretches from 32"-42" & 26" long) with the *what's under the kilt* pouch

-funky tam/beret hat (24" head openineg)

-socks are even included

and...of course....

-the amazing 18" graceful & long, squeezingly soft, male private manhood part, which attaches separately ...let's you decide if you wish to go as a regular piper or as the naughty *bag* piper with the long hidden private part...It can be worn both  ways.....

May the mystery of *what's under the kilt* be finally resolved.......(in a funny way, of course).